Yes, the title has managed to catch your attention, isnt it? Now this theory is highly controversial, but is practiced widely in the godless land of Kota.
Background : Over the years of our lives in Kota, we were astonished at the reactions we would get if we even looked a decent girl. These feelings were brought to light in one of our very "philosophical" discussions and led to our discovery of this phenomenon. We conducted a few trials, delibrated over the outcomes and....After much research I presesnt to you
"If a boy maintains eye contact or, (dares to) stares at a girl for more than 5 seconds, he is said to have Visually R*ped the girl. The r*pist is liable to face consequences of this act if the victim feels to take any action whatsoever."
Acknowledgements: To JD & Bapi, who were instrumental in conducting various trials and experiments to help in bringing out this theory.
Ossum !!!
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