How to Drive Your Car in India

The most basic thing which almost every Indian knows is driving. Yes, we may not know how to read or write, but we can drive. By driving I mean, we know how to use the horn, steer the car and switch on the headlights to high-beam (if any other setting does exist, we either do not know about it, or do not know how to do it). Oh, some people even manage to change gears appropriately. So thats pretty much what counts as driving ability here. The following is your guide to driving on our dangerous roads:

Theory of Visual R*pe

Yes, the title has managed to catch your attention, isnt it? Now this theory is highly controversial, but is practiced widely in the godless land of Kota.

Life means...

Life means
A winter evening, 4 friends, mild rain, 4 cups of tea..

Life means
Maggi noodles, friends room, 3.25am..

Life means
1 preparation leave, 1 night, 1 book & 5 dumheads..


Life means
1 bottle of beer, 5 friends & a fight..

Life means
1 balcony, 6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete..

Life means
3 old (kota) friends, 3 separate cities, 3 coffee mugs & 1 internet messenger..

Life means
Hundred bucks of petrol, 2 rusty old bikes & an open road..

Life means Friendship.. Life means Friends!!

Things to Miss About College

We all hate going to college. But believe it or not, once the holidays start, we end up missing the damn place.So I have my list of what I miss about college life..

1.Friends.
2.Hanging out with buddies.
3.Staying up all night in the hostel.
4.(Trying to) Bunking classes.
5.Cursing the mess food.

The Female Distribution

Hi people! Its been a long time since I have put up another of those theories of mine. Well, here goes.
You know in engineering colleges in India, the sex ratio is so skewed that any guy who chooses engineering as his desired profession, knows that he is doomed to a loveless existence. This, my friends has prompted me to propose the following :

Zindagi, Ek Sutta

Yeh zindagi ek sutta hai,
kabhi na kabhi khatam ho jaata hai.

Aao dikladun in baaton main ,
in "classic mild" si raaton main,
Ek masti ka jaam,
ek dhuyain ka challa.

Log toh bahana dhundte hain jeene ka,
is sutte ko peene ka,
Hum dhundte hain masti ka jaam,
Apne yaaron ke saath ek shyam.

Mat bhulo mere yaar,
main bolta hun baar baar,
Yeh sirf sutta hai sutta,
aur zindagi sirf zindagi.
Jiyo isse aise, ki bhool na pao,
Piyo isse aise, ki masti main jhool jao.

Aakhir, Zindagi ek sutta hai,
Kabhi na kabhi khatam ho jaata hai...

Theory of Mutual Benifit

 Over time I, have discussed many theories with my friends and have achieved some breakthroughs. Some theories are so ahead of their time that they cannot be shared over here at this time. But, others I may share.

Here is one which had come up some time back, when we were preparing for our college fest.

Its pretty straight forward and not very complicated:

When we have a fest, you come and bash our profs for us, and when you have a  fest, we bash up yours.

So there you go pretty straight forward. The main thing it is mutual coordination and leads to benefit of both sides.
Acknowledgments: To my friend Lux on this theory