Our (me, Bapi n JD) encounters with the various gay-f*cks, have led us to propose the theory of gay-f*ckiness.
Here are the postulates:
1. The amount of gay-f*ckiness is directly proportional to the number of irrelevant questions asked in unit time.
2. The units are proposed as Sh and At, where 1 Sh = 10 At.
Note:
1. The units are in memory of the biggest gay-f*cks we have ever met. And 1 Sh is a very very large unit (like 1 Farad), so it cannot be assigned to common gay-f*cks. Most of the gay-f*cks are of the order of 1 micro Sh to 1 milli Sh.
2. The authors of this revolutionary theory are Bapi, JD and yours truly. This theory has been made after extensive survey of gay-f*cks and is an experimental theory. It cannot be proved but only applied.
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ReplyDeleteisn it raisin sh to a vry high pedestal..at was a big thin dude..vry big..atleast wen he ws in kota...
ReplyDeleten ya..
theory mite actually need a bit of amendment...
for instance..no doubt sh was bigger dan at..
bt....no. of irrelevant questions asked by at can easily surpass sh's..so..((yaar woh dpp no.32 ka 3rd sum kaise kia..dat too wen hes in a bloody chaddi n 3 ppl r tryin to push in2 his rum..))))))...